House Husband

Cooking is hard. I truly envy people who enjoy it. Honestly. It’s a lot of work. Think about it… You have to figure out what you’re going to cook and what ingredients you’ll need. Then you have to go to the grocery store and buy dem ingredients. Then you have to bring them home and unpack. Then you have to prep the ingredients. Then you have to actually cook it all.

Finally, you eat.

But you’re not done. Once you’re finished eating, you have to clean all dat shit up. It really is a lot of work. I’ve never enjoyed any part of cooking. Or baking. I’m not bad at either, and I definitely can make things good when I want to, but I hate doing it. Too much work. Even with Amazon Fresh delivering my groceries, I hate doing it. I truly am the laziest slug of all. And seeing as I am also a fat pos who loves good food, I just end up ordering delivery or eating out all the time. Which means

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and

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I need a house husband.

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