*cousin from California is visiting me & boyf*

*he’s going to make drinks for all of us*

*we have a large shitty-Ikea cabinet full of a variety of liquors*

(I hate Ikea so much, but that’s a story for another day)

*boyf explains that he stocked up on it all when he first moved here 3 years ago, and that we’re not drinking it fast enough, seeing as we’re moving across the country in a few months*

Cousin: “Wow, why did you buy so much?”

Boyf: “Well… I thought I’d have more friends.”

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